Before the Event
The Housewife was America’s adopted sweetheart, for a season. That’s what happens, when you fall in love on a reality TV show like FOREVER BLOOMS: Riverside Edition. It was like her very own happily ever after, only without the questing or the dragons or the magic.
Those had always been her favourite parts of any story.
After the Event
Now, with the TV crews long gone and the spark in her marriage all but out, she finds herself alone at the end of the world. She’s never managed to get her hands on a map with unknown edges before now, and most of the books say your thirties are too old to start adventuring.
But hey, it’s a brand new world out there. And she wants to see as much of it as she can.